Stupid online dating messages
I wanted to be Posted in Ok Cupid Tags: amazing, awesome, boyfriend, cake, chins, chubby, classy, college, comedy, cute, date, dating, dessert, fandom, fat, fatbooth, food, funny, girlfriend, goofball, goofy, haha, hawt, hilarious, hollywood, hot, ivy league, LA, lmao, lol, los angeles, mcdonalds, meme, ok cupid, ok stupid, okc, online dating, Philadelphia, philly, pizza, pretty, rofl, sex, sexy, silly, tinder, university, upenn, win, winning, writer, yum Last night something weird happened.I was doing my usual profile check, hoping for to find either ridiculously romantic or ridiculously hilarious messages in my Ok Cupid inbox.Suddenly a ticker appeared on the side of my screen with a 15-minute countdown.It was telling me how many suitable (or unsuitable) men were viewing a link to my profile.I just got my 2nd message from my online dating site telling me that I was almost out of storage and had to erase messages. When I read this one I immediately got that Aaliyah song stuck in my head.I started hacking away at my inbox and was most of the way through and when I thought “Man do I wish the readers could see this! By this time I had deleted a lot of funny stuff but I remembered that I still had the alert emails in my regular inbox and thus could show you some of the shorter ones. Funny thing about that is that song and this gentleman both entered the world in 1994.It’s this experience, however, that has enabled me to figure out what the hell I am doing, and I wish to share some of my tips and tricks with you.
I’ve told you an awful lot about the folks who’ve sent me bad stuff- I can’t help it, the comedy potential is endless!You may now see our list and photos of women who are in your area and meet your preferences.Again, please keep their identity a secret Click on the "Continue" button search with your zip/postal code.When I got to the site, a little window popped up asking if I wanted a “Free 15-Minute Boost.” A…what?Of course I clicked “yes” because I’ll take anything if it’s free.
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Fixed or not, it’s frustrating, and unless you’re a crack Marine Corps sniper, you will often go home empty handed. As a “veteran” of over 60 internet dates and nearly 10 years of negotiating my way through the many, many websites out there, I know firsthand how arduous and frustrating it can be.